Marge change the channel
Homey? Marge replied in her Croaky voice.
this stupid old guy Homer laughed Ha ha ha he looks like
a you know one of those things that lives in the ground, you know
those rat thingies.
mean a Mole homey Marge replied sounding anoid
that thing Homer laughed again And he has a gun in his hand
Marge said while running into the living room.
your in here, Can you change the channel. Marge looked at Homer
and sighed and headed out of the room. and seeings your going into
the kitchen can you get me a beer?
thing homer knew Bart and Lisa where standing in the door of the
the commotion. Lisa asked.
use words, your father can understand Marge said.
head hurts. Get me a Beer. Homer said demandingly to Lisa.
stormed off into the kitchen.
dad, I thought youd be watchin Crash Mania? Bart said.
going to but your mother wouldnt change the channel.
about the remote?
outside Homer said pointing to the open Window.
it doing out there? Bart said walking to the window.
wiggling his Ass while trimming his bushes, and I couldnt resist,
you know how it is when skinner bends over to do up his shoe lace,
And you happen to have your sling-shot in your pocket. Both of
them started to look up at space dreamily.
Homer Bart replied as Lisa walked in with homers Duff.
have I ever told you how much I love you.Lisa passed him the beer
Lisa, have I ever told you to get the ones from the back of the
fridge! So there colder.
so sorry dad, said Lisa sarcastically
Bart, BART! Homer shouted at Bart
me a snack
I dont know, something fatty, chocolate
homer said Bart while walking into kitchen searching for a
returned quickly with out a chocolate bar
thought I told you to get a chocolate bar said homer angrily
none left, homer said Bart
buy me some said Homer
dark outside replied Bart
little bart is scared of the dark, I SAID DO IT! said homer in a
said Bart while putting on his jacket and undoing his bike chain.
mumbling angrily in the dark while riding to the Kwik-e-Mart.
To Be Continued