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Simpsons Pornography Story: Smooch Me Chapter Five

Simpsons Pornography Story: Smooch Me Chapter Five

I looked like a complete mess the next morning. I hadnt had Smithers to bathe me, dress me, comb what little hair I had left on my headI was a disaster. I didnt want Smithers to see me like that, but I had no choice. He came in early to pour my coffee, deliver my paper, and serve my breakfast: our beloved morning routine. You already have all these routines together, Monty. Its always been a romance waiting to happen. No, no. Stop those thoughts. Theyre wrong and unrequited. Remember that.

Here you go, sir, Smithers said in an unusually flat tone of voice, bordering on angry.

I cringed, thinking of the penultimate night. Smithers, II want to apologize for the other night. I dont know what got into me. She seemed like a perfectly nice girl. And a fit bird, that one. Yes.

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Simpsons Porn Story: What I Pine For – Chapter 3

Simpsons Porn Story: What I Pine For – Chapter 3

Epilogue

—-Twenty Years
Later—-

Maggie Simpson sat
under the Beech Tree reading through for the Millionth Time the
Thirteen Clippings from all those years ago, The papers was now
Yellowing with curls in the corners but Maggie smoothed them out and
read the same story over and over in different Context.

Marge had taken it in
her stride to purchase all Thirteen Magazines and Newspapers where
Maggie was featured. She noticed she had been called Miracle-Girl
In one of them.

The Story was still
fresh in her Mind, at it still followed her wherever she went and she
knew it was all over so long ago but she just couldnt shake it
off.

A Soccer ball came
flying in her Direction and she caught it, Maggie had always been
good at sports after she got her hearing back.

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Simpsons Porno Story: Youthful Hearts Be Free Tonight Chapter 1

Simpsons Porno Story: Youthful Hearts Be Free Tonight Chapter 1

Hello! Its me again, and this time with my very first Simpsons fanfic. Do you ever notice something about that pony-tailed boy, often spotted in every Simpsons episode youve seen? According to The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album (my favorite book), thats Levi Bernstein, the fourth son of Romeo and Pepita Bernstein. Now, we flash-forward 11 years into the future and see what his adventures will behold for him at that time and age.

Remember: this is the only Simpsons fanfic thats centered on people other than our favorite nuclear family, and I dont need you to prove me wrong.

DISCLAIMER: The Simpsons are the property of 20th Century Fox (and no, I dont own them).

“Don’t let them put you down, don’t let’em push you around, don’t ever let’em ever change your point of view.”–Rod Stewart, “Young Turks”

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Simpsons Porno Story: Bartholomew Tipsy Chapter 1

Simpsons Porno Story: Bartholomew Tipsy Chapter 1

Ch. 1

None
of these characters are mine. Please R&R

Marge
was in front of the kitchen sink, cleaning the dishes. She grunted,
trying to get every piece of dirt and grease off of the frying pan
she was working on. Hmph, I knew we shouldve bought that
cooking set at the store, she said to herself.

Mom,
I got an A on my test! Lisa exclaimed, running into the kitchen.
Marge ignored her, focusing on the frying pan.

I swear, if this doesnt clean Marge trailed off.

Mom? Lisa questioned.

Marge continued to scrub, but to her dismay the pan still wasnt
sparkling clean.

Lisa
decided to give up, walking out disappointed. Bart laughed at her,
seeing she was ignored. The little girl glared at her brother and
headed up to her room, slamming her door shut.

Bart
snuck in the kitchen seeing this was the perfect time, as his mother
was occupied with her back turned. I wonder what beer tastes like,
he thought, opening the fridge. He spotted the six pack of duff
beer and wrestled one out. He chuckled, managing to get out of the
kitchen as Marge screamed in frustration and threw the pan down.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Barts Revenge

Simpsons Porn Story: Barts Revenge

“Please Principal Skinner, just don’t call Homer.”
Bart Simpson was back again in Principal Skinners office for another of his usual pranks. This time lunch-lady Doris caught him pouring some sedatives into the chili, and now he sat in the familiar office of Principal Skinner.
“I am sorry Bart, but I have to call your parents, this sort of behavior has to stop. After, groundskeeper Willie is still recovering from the incident with the tractor”
Bart sat in the Skinners office as he listened to the call to his father at work. He could listened to Skinner explain the situation to Homer, and knew that Homer was going to be very mad. Marge and Homer were at there wits end about Bart’s behavior, and had recently resorted to beating him in an attempt to control his behavior. But unknown to his parents was that Bart had always been acting up because he had a little secret…he was gay. But he knew that his family would through him out if they found out, even his Lisa, who always seemed to support him in the end.
“Your father will be here soon to pick you up, Bart” Skinner said as he came back into the office, “and he didn’t sound happy. One more problem from you and I am afraid we will have to expel you”
Bart sat in the office for the next half-hour without saying a word. He didn’t want to let on about how much he was dreading going home, and the beating he would get when they got their. Marge and Lisa had taken Maggie to visit family for the night, so Bart knew that the beating wouldn’t stop anytime soon since Homer was of the belief that more was better. His heart nearly skipped a beat when he saw Homer walk into Skinner’s office.
“That’s it boy, you’ve really done it now” Homer yelled as he walked in.
“Mr. Simpson, I was just explaining to Bart that if something happens again, we will have to expel Bart”
“Now don’t you worry about it Skinner, I am going to see to it that Bart learns his lesson this time” Homer said as he eyed Bart, and Bart knew that it was going to be bad. They drove home silently, and Bart didn’t want to say anything. He was hoping to jump out of the car as soon as they got home and run and lock himself in the bathroom.
As they pulled into the garage, Bart tried to make his run for it but for once in his life, Homer acted quickly and grabbed Bart.
“Where do you think you are going boy? I have had it with your crap, and since your mother isn’t home to stop me, we are going to this right,” Homer said as he walked Bart upstairs and into his bedroom. Homer let him go as they got into the room and started undoing his belt, “I told you I would beat you good if you did anything again, now drop your pants”.
Bart watched as Homer pulled his belt out of the loops and knew that he was serious. Bart reached down and unbuttoned his shorts and let them fall to the floor. Hoping to be able to leave his underwear on, but he could tell by Homer’s look that it was out of the question. Bart reached down and fiddled with the elastic band for a minute, and dropped his underwear too…
“Holy crap, boy! Your dick is still that small! Man, no wonder you are always acting up, it is pathetic”. Bart could feel his face turn bright red from embarrassment. Bart had always took his time changing in the house, and made sure no one ever saw him naked because of the size of his dick. But now someone had, and he didn’t know how to respond. Homer sat on the edge of the bed, pulled Bart over his knee, and then all of a sudden “WHACK!”. Bart could feel his cheeks beginning to burn with the first hit, but knew that he had many more slaps of the belt to go. “WHACK!”. Bart could feel Homer lifting his arm for another hit. “WHACK!”. This continued until Homer had hit Bart 50 times, and Bart’s butt was a bright red color.
“Now I want you to think about what you have done, and stay in this room. And remember, next time you get in trouble, it will be more than 50!” Homer said as he walked out of Bart’s room. Bart tried to sit up, but his the stinging pain was more than he could handle and he felt a tear running down his nose from the pain.
“That jerk,” Bart thought to himself, “thinks he can just beat me anytime he likes and get away with it”. Bart tried sitting up again, and got about half-way up when a some fire-crackers on his desk caught his eye.
“Hmm, maybe it is about time that I teach old Homer a thing or two”
Homer put his belt back on and went down to the kitchen and pulled out a beer, “mmmmm, beer” he said as he drank the whole can. He grabbed another and then went out and turned on the TV. “Damn boy,” he thought, “maybe he will finally learn his lesson”.
Bart slowly walked down the stairs into the kitchen, he had a gut feeling that what he was about to do was wrong, but he had already made up his mind. He walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge and pulled out Homer’s last beer. Slowly, he reached into his pocket and pulled out the glass bottle he had stolen from Lisa, which had TRANQUILIZER written on the side in large red letters. He knew that only a few drops should knock Homer out, but he still poured in the rest of the jar.
Homer was surprised when Bart walked in without his pants on still, but figured that his butt was too sore for them. “That’ll learn him” he thought. Then he noticed the beer in Bart’s hand.
“Here Homer, you’re right, I should start behaving better. I brought you this beer as my apology” Bart said as he handed Homer the can.
“It okay boy, looks like you finally learned your lesson. Crying shame about your small dick though, nothing like mine” Homer said as he drank the whole can in one gulp.
“Homer, you look real tired, you should go up and lay down for a bit”
“I do feel real tired all of a sudden, I think I might just do that. Don’t do anything stupid or I will beat you again boy!” Homer said as he walked upstairs. Bart waited about 10 minutes before peeking into Homer’s room. He saw his dad passed out on the bed, still in his clothes and everything. He walked over to the bed and began tapping Homer.
“Homer, you awake? Homer? HOMER?!” Bart decided he needed to make sure his dad was asleep, so he jumped up on the bed and started jumping up and down. After about a minute, it was abundantly clear that Homer was out for the count. Bart knew now was the time and put his plan into action. He ran into his parents closet and dug out Marge’s handcuffs from when she was a police officer. She had kept them around for fooling around with Homer, but know Bart had a different plan. He went out and cuffed Homer to the bed with 4 sets of cuffs so that he was spread eagle.
Bart went out to Lisa’s room and got a pair of scissors, and then went back to Homer and started cutting his clothes off. He started with the shirt, and once that was done he stepped back to admire his handy-work so far. He looked at his father’s huge beer belly and thought to himself “How can mom fuck this thing, he is disgusting, but luckily that won’t be a problem soon,” and continued on his way.
Bart grabbed Homer’s belt and slowly undid it. He also reached for Homer’s button and zipper, and undid them both, he used the scissors to cut off Homer’s pants. He then reach for Homer’s tighty-whitey’s and slowly cut them off too. As Homer’s monster cock became visible, Bart gasped. It was about a foot long limp, about 3 inches around and had 2 huge hairy balls below it. Bart slowly reached out and began to caress his own father’s cock.
Since it became clear to Bart that he was gay, he had never seen another man’s cock, especially his own fathers, and now it was sitting in front of him for all his glory. He continued caressing it all over, he reached with his other hand and began to fondle the huge balls sitting below it. “Too bad no one will ever play with this again,” he thought to himself. He became more aroused as his dad’s cock began to harden in his own hand. He was so tempted to lean over right there and take it into his mouth, but he couldn’t, not yet.
Homer began to move a little and Bart was startled. But he knew that he had to continue with his plan.
“Hey, what the hell is going on here boy!” Homer yelled, “LET GO OF MY COCK!”.
“Now Homer, is that anyway to talk to me now that I am in charge? I have a secret I have been meaning to tell you, I am gay, and I know that you are a huge homophobe, so I am going to suck you off right here and now. Can’t be a homophobe if you have been sucked off by another guy, let alone your own son, right?”.
Bart leaned over and slowly took his father’s cock into his mouth. Bart had fantasized about giving a blowjob all his life, and now it was happening with his own father. Bart continued to suck on his father’s dick as he reached down and began to fondle the donkey-size balls.
“Bart! Stop! This isn’t right! I…am…your….ugghhh…..it feels so good! Yes, keep going boy! Yes!”
Bart was surprised that Homer was enjoying this so much, but he was more excited that it would be the last time his dad was going to be able to cum. He continued to bob his head up and down on Homer’s huge rod for another 15 minutes, until “YES! I am cumming Bart!” and his mouth was flooded by Homer’s huge cumload. Bart swallowed as much as he could, but some managed to slip out. He took a few minutes to lick his dad’s cock clean, and get everything clean for his upcoming work.
“That was excellent boy, but it was wrong, and I will have to beat you for it,” Homer said as he tried to pull at the hand cuffs.
“First things first Homer. You are still locked up, and I am still extremely upset about getting beaten earlier,” Bart said as he began to pull at his father’s pubes, “Homer, do you know what happens to human hair when a flame is exposed to it?” Bart reached down and pulled out a lighter, and slowly moved it closer to Homer’s cock and balls “cause you will in a second!”
Bart put the lighter right up against the bottom of Homer’s ball-sac and watched as his dad’s huge hairy balls became engulfed in flames.
“AHHHH! MY BALLS! MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!” Homer screamed as he began to thrash his body around trying to put out the flames. Bart watched as the flames grew and began to travel up along his pubic hair and now engulfed his dad’s cock in a huge bright yellow flame. As quickly as the fire had came, it was gone as all the pubic hair burned away. Homer was whimpering as Bart sat looking at the burned ruins that had once been his father’s pride and joy.
“Well Homie, looks like your balls are a little sore, I know how we can make that better,” Bart said as he reached down and pulled out a bottle of salt he had brought up from the kitchen. Homer watched as Bart started to pour a mound of salt into his hand.
“No Bart! Please no! I won’t beat you again, I swear!”
“Oh I am afraid it is too late for that!” Bart said as he reached out and began smearing the salt all over Homer’s open wounds on his cock and balls from the burns. Homer was screaming uncontrollably now, he had never felt pain like this before. Bart sat back and watched as his father screamed in agony as the salt continued to burn on Homer’s cock and balls.
“Now Homer, it is time for the grand finale,” Bart said while he pulled out a firecracker that was at least 2 inches wide and about 10 inches long. “Do you remember when I blew up Mrs. Krabappel’s cat? Well I used a firecracker half this size”
Bart grabbed Homer’s cock and poured on some KY jelly his parents used for sex. He slowly began to jam his finger into Homer’s piss slit. “Bart, what are you doing?! PLEASE STOP! PLEASE! Not my cock, please not my cock.”
Bart then inserted another finger into his piss-slit, followed by another. When the hole was big enough, he quickly pulled his fingers out and jammed the bottom end of the fire-cracker into the hole. He stood above his father, and with one hard push, jammed the entire length of the fire-cracker into Homer’s cock. Homer screamed in pain as it felt like his cock had been ripped open.
“Now one last touch,” Bart said as he pulled out two smaller fire-crackers and tape one to each of this father’s balls. Homer watched as his son attached the last fire-cracker and began to cry knowing that he was about to lose his manhood. Bart tied all of the fuses together and looked up at his father, “Homer, I am going to enjoy this” as he lit a match. Homer watched as Bart lowered the match down to the fuse and saw the sparks appear from the fuse. Bart backed away slowly and began to smile. He watched as Homer squirmed, trying to do any last thing he could to stop his fate.
“5….4…..3…” Bart counted down as the fuse shortened, “2….1….BOOM!”. Bart watched as his father cock erupted into a million tiny, bloody pieces that went flying across the room and across Homer’s belly. Homer was screaming at the top of his lungs as he too watched his cock disappear across the room. The fire-crackers attached to his balls were a little slower to fire, and Bart watched as those too exploded and sent his father’s donkey-sized balls flying across the room.
Bart sat for a minute pleased with his work. He walked up to his dad and looked him in the eyes.
“BART! YOU BASTARD! YOU BLEW MY COCK AND BALLS UP!” Homer screamed. All Bart could do was sit there and smile, as he slowly reached down and grabbed the head of Homer’s now destroyed cock, which had managed to fly all the way to Homer’s neck. He grabbed the piece of cock, and slowly put it in Homer’s mouth.
“Here dad, one last blowjob” and Bart walked out of the room.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Sleepover

Simpsons Porn Story: Sleepover

  It had been a month since the night Milhouse had toyed with Bart in his sleep and Lisa awaked.  Since then, he had not had the opportunity to have sex again, with them or anyone else, even though Bart had slept at his house only a week ago.  Milhouse had to resort to hand, but it was getting tiresome.  After having a feel of both Simpson kids, he craved for more.   Bart had quickly forgotten his strange wake of a month ago, but Lisa hadn’t.  She had remained somewhat distant of him however.  The sex had been good, but she was only interested in playing with Milhouse, not actually dating him.  But even from afar, she could tell Milhouse wasn’t only interested in her.  She noticed the glances he gave her brother’s butt and crotch area, even though Bart didn’t.  Maybe she could do them both.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Simpson Porn

Simpsons Porn Story: Simpson Porn

“Homer!  Please, stop!” Lisa winced in agony.

  Lisa Simpson was crying out her rage and her pain.  Her rage because she was useless to stop the fiendish acts of Homer.  She was too petite in front of his 200 pounds.  And her pain because he was raping her.

  It had all started when she was only 5 years old.  Back then, she still looked up to him, he seemed to be there when she needed him the most, even if he was quite irresponsible.  She loved him.  He loved her for more then that.  Actually, love wasn’t the right word.  Homer just used her body for release.  He didn’t like Lisa Simpson the person; only body she had.  That’s why one warm summer night, he had come into her room.

  Marge had left with her sisters to see a show and said she would only be coming back the day after.  Homer had then decided to make Lisa into a woman, moreover, his woman.  He had entered into her room with out a word.

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Simpsons Porn Story: xmas new

Simpsons Porn Story: xmas new

New Version

Twas the night before XXXmas, in the Simpsons house

Everyone had been fucking, even the cat and mouse,

Homer and Bart were hung like two bears,

Both poking Marge and Lisa without care.

When the family was done, they took to their beds,

While visions of incest danced in their heads,

And Marge in her ‘kerchief, and Homer in a Mr. Plow cap,

Had just settled their loins for a long winter’s nap…

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

Homer fell out of bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window he tripped like a clod,

Tore down the curtains and was hit by the rod. (D’oh!)

The moon on the breast of Marge made him hard

But he turned his attention back to the front yard,

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Simpsons Porn Story: special feeling treehouse club

Simpsons Porn Story: special feeling treehouse club

THE SPECIAL FEELING TREEHOUSE CLUB

by The Frinkman

Lisa
came home disappointed.She had
bicycled all the way to the Springfield Library, only to discover it was
closed.Today was the library’s annual
“book-dusting” day.Considering
how few people used the library in Springfield, there were an awful lot of
dusty books to clean.

“Lousy
no-book-reading town!” Lisa thought glumly to herself.

Lisa
walked into the kitchen and discovered a note from her mom.It seems Homer got a toilet plunger stuck on
his head — again — and Marge had to take him to the Emergency Room.The note said Bart would be looking after
Maggie until they returned.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Purple Swirly Vortex Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Purple Swirly Vortex Chapter 2

Sorry if my chapters are short, I always forget my ideas.:P

Ahh! Rabid
squirrel! DONT KILL ME!!! In case youre wondering, the
mother of all rabid squirrels was chasing Homer. Why? Well, let me
refresh your memory

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh-! Homer screamed bloody murder, right until
he hit the ground. The vortex had transported him in front of a HUGE
castle, with a giant lake in front of it. This seems oddly
familiar, Homer thought. He was hungry, so he decided to look for
meat and beer. Well, thats what he would have done, if something
hadnt caught his eye

That something happened to be the squirrel. You see,
Homer was still dazed from his fall, and the squirrel appeared to him
in the form of a deep-fried Krusty Burger.

That also would explain why the sky was yellow but on with the
story. He tried to eat the squirrel, and that brings us back to the
present.

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