Simpsons Pornography Story: Moleman Takes Over Springfield Chapter 1

Doh,
Marge change the channel

Why
Homey? Marge replied in her Croaky voice.

Theres
this stupid old guy Homer laughed Ha ha ha he looks like
a you know one of those things that lives in the ground, you know
those rat thingies.

You
mean a Mole homey Marge replied sounding anoid

Yeah
that thing Homer laughed again And he has a gun in his hand

What!
Marge said while running into the living room.

Now
your in here, Can you change the channel. Marge looked at Homer
and sighed and headed out of the room. and seeings your going into
the kitchen can you get me a beer?

The next
thing homer knew Bart and Lisa where standing in the door of the
living room

Whats
the commotion. Lisa asked.

Lisa
use words, your father can understand Marge said.

Yeah my
head hurts. Get me a Beer. Homer said demandingly to Lisa.

Lisa
stormed off into the kitchen.

Hey
dad, I thought youd be watchin Crash Mania? Bart said.

I was
going to but your mother wouldnt change the channel.

What
about the remote?

Its
outside Homer said pointing to the open Window.

Whats
it doing out there? Bart said walking to the window.

Flanderss
wiggling his Ass while trimming his bushes, and I couldnt resist,
you know how it is when skinner bends over to do up his shoe lace,
And you happen to have your sling-shot in your pocket. Both of
them started to look up at space dreamily.

Gotcha
Homer Bart replied as Lisa walked in with homers Duff.

Lisa
have I ever told you how much I love you.Lisa passed him the beer
Lisa, have I ever told you to get the ones from the back of the
fridge! So there colder.

Im
so sorry dad, said Lisa sarcastically

Hey,
Bart, BART! Homer shouted at Bart

Yes em

Fetch
me a snack

What

Anything,
I dont know, something fatty, chocolate

Okay-do-key
homer said Bart while walking into kitchen searching for a
chocolate bar

Bart
returned quickly with out a chocolate bar

Bart I
thought I told you to get a chocolate bar said homer angrily

Theres
none left, homer said Bart

Then go
buy me some said Homer

But its
dark outside replied Bart

Poor
little bart is scared of the dark, I SAID DO IT! said homer in a
deep voice

Ok
said Bart while putting on his jacket and undoing his bike chain.

Bart was
mumbling angrily in the dark while riding to the Kwik-e-Mart.

To Be Continued