Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Homer and Millhouse at Moes Bar Chapter 1

Posted on June 28, 2017 by admin

Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Homer and Millhouse at Moes Bar Chapter 1

Bart,
Homer, Millhouse, and Moes Bar

One day Homer and
Bart started playing truth or dare. Bart ended up having to drink a
bottle of beer. Bart started to like it and became much like his
father, Homer. Bart went to Moes a lot and ended up being there
24/7. Millhouse always wondered where he was until he checked with
Homer. Homer was at Moes. So Millhouse found Bart drunk at Moes.
Millhouse tried to ask Homer what he had gotten himself into. Homer
was drunk to. Millhouse stayed there waiting until 5 minutes later he
had a beer in his hand too.

Wow, Millhouse now
we are cooler than anyone at school.

Totally Man! said
Millhouse

We should have a
club.

Totally, Drink all
Day, Drink all Night man.

Definitely said
Bart.

Millhouse didnt
drink as much as Homer and Bart but he still was addicted at this
point. Until Marge came everyone was happy. Marge came to get Homer
because Homer and her where going to go see Lisa at one of her
performances. When she saw Bart and Millhouse walk out of the
bathroom with throw up all over there mouths and singing 99
bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer take one down pass it
around 98 bottles of beer on the wall. By the end of Lisas
performance they where down to 1 bottle of beer on the wall. Then the
Simpsons had to drop of millhouse at his house.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Sacrifice Chapter 1

Posted on June 28, 2017 by admin

Simpsons Porn Story: Sacrifice Chapter 1

C. Cowboy: Hey, this is my third He-Man fic. First off this
has nothing to do with the other two, and also just so you know Im not
abandoning them; I just thought Id start another one to combat my case of
writers block. Anyway, I hope you like this one! Read and review, I really
really like feed back!

SACRIFICE

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the MOTU characters. That
would be Mattel I think.

Chapter 1: Its for the best

EterniaEight years ago

HELP ME!!! the Nine-year-old Teela yelled in fear as she
dashed through the forest just out side Eternos Palace. She had gone out
exploring on her own, and stumbled across a hungry wolf, which was now pursuing
Teela to have her for dinner, literally.P

HELP ME, ANYONE, PLEASE!!! Teela begged as tears ran down
her face almost as fast as her legs moved, barely keeping her ahead of the
hungry animal.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Happiness Chapter 4

Posted on June 27, 2017 by admin

Simpsons Porn Story: Happiness Chapter 4

Happiness

Chapter
4: Solutions

Five
minutes later he sat on a welcoming looking, brown couch
inside Smithers apartment without any idea what to do now. He
remembered being here once before but it proved itself impossible to
tell why that had been. Being here hadnt been planned that time
and it hadnt been planned now as well, but this fact shouldnt
be surprising. Nothing that happened lately had been planned by him.

Yet
sitting here almost physically pained him because during the last few
days just Smithers presence was enough to make him feel
uncomfortable.

He
sighed. I told you before and I will tell you again, you dont
need to watch over me. I have simply never been to that part of town
before, thats why I got lost. So stop looking at me like this
He moaned, trying to avoid the gaze of the dark brown eyes of the man
sitting in front of him, these damned brown eyes which seemed to know
more about him than he wanted them to.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Lisa is Pregnant Chapter 1

Posted on June 27, 2017 by admin

Simpsons Porn Story: Lisa is Pregnant Chapter 1

Bart and Lisa un in the mountain. Snow everywhere. They were no suit for the weather. They where normal cloths and they get sick. They wood die!

“Lis’ its a life or death situaytine.” Bart said as he unzipped his pants.

“Bart?”

“It’s life or death and we must live on and get warmed up somehow!”

Bart was the right! But Lisa was reluctant but gave in to incest.

He took off her cloths and slid it in her (he didn’t have pants just panty so Lisa kept clothes on was easy, and roughed her up. Lisa put her arms and legs around Bart for support. Eventually he cam in and he went unconcious on top of her to Lisa clutched onto his body and feel asleep, Its a good thing Lisa had recess recieving organs or she wood have tired out from the workout like Bart Simpson.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Slumber Party Chapter 5

Posted on June 26, 2017 by admin

Simpsons Porn Story: Slumber Party Chapter 5

AUTHORESS’S NOTE: Once again, thank you all for reading and reviewing! Every word is treasured. :) Enjoy chapter five, and please continue to R&R! And a bit of shameless self-advertising: I posted the first chapter of a new fic I’m writing “Staggering Serendipities”, and I’d love if you guys checked it out. :)

A while later, when the severe awkwardness had worn off a bit, I won the game with any Scrabble-fanatics favorite word: qi.

Qi? What the hell is a qi? Mr. Burns had asked, unsure if he wanted to challenge me or not.

I explained, Qi is the crucial force that Taoists and other Chinese think to be innate in all things. Unhindered transmission of qi and equilibrium of its opposing forms in ones body is believed to be vital to good health in conventional Chinese medicine, and

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Simpsons Porn Story: xmas old

Posted on June 26, 2017 by admin

Simpsons Porn Story: xmas old

Original Version

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their bed,

While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads,

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap…

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

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Simpsons Porn Story: Stories of Milhouse and Hopefully Lisa Chapter 1

Posted on June 26, 2017 by admin

Simpsons Porn Story: Stories of Milhouse and Hopefully Lisa Chapter 1

Stories
of Milhouse and (Hopefully) Lisa

Warning:
There will be a severe case of OOCness and canon flaws in this fic.
It was all due to the authors lack of knowledge regarding all 400
episodes of The Simpsons. The author was really sorry.

The
Dictionary Didnt Wear Tennis Shoes

Bart
Simpson had nothing to do. Even the best prankster can only do so
much jokes, pranks, and wedgies in one day. So he wandered around the
neighborhood, occasionally laugh at his neighbors zany antics.

He
found Milhouse Van Houten, one of his best (as in easily used)
friend was focusing on a really thick dictionary. The dictionary was
titled, Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary Deluxe for 999th
Reading Level.

What
are you doing with that dictionary, Milhouse?

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Simpsons Porn Story: Call of the Simpsonsyet again Chapter 2

Posted on June 26, 2017 by admin

Simpsons Porn Story: Call of the Simpsonsyet again Chapter 2

Chapter 2:
Welcome to Indian Rock

Its
been an hour since the Simpson family was on the road, and some of
them are losing it. Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we
there yet? Bart repeated a hundred times. NO!!!!! shouted
Homer, Marge, and Lisa. I was just asking. I cant help being so
impatient. Lisa how long from now will we get to this rock
place? Another hour, Lisa stated. But its just been
an hour already, Bart complained. Come to think of it, we
should have been there by now, Lisa replied. Homer, I think
weve been driving in circles, Marge said. Dont be silly
Marge, as man of the house, he never gets lost, Homer replies.
Dad we passed that oak tree with the face three times, Lisa
claimed. Bart added, Dont forget the bush that looks like Patty
LaBelle. Marge said to Homer, Homer, why dont admit that
were lost? We could just ask for directions. The man of the
house doesnt need directions! He can do anything, Homer said
with pride.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 1

Posted on June 26, 2017 by admin

Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 1

DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Simpsons characters.

Please read and review! Both constructive criticism and praise are very greatly appreciated. Thank you!

Unexpected Connections

A sunshine-hued bus pulled up to the once spotless white curb of Springfield Elementary School. It waited impatiently for the mass of students to board its body with grins plastered across their faces and freedom fluttering inside their hearts. Teachers smiled at each other in tacit, shared happiness as they took their seats in the front of the vehicle. Insouciant chatter, secret games, and cacophonous giggles comprised the symphony of sound that enveloped the bus as it propelled itself away from the school, away from stress, away from hardship, and away from reality. A field trip had begun.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Dream Of The Heart Chapter 1

Posted on June 25, 2017 by admin

Simpsons Porn Story: Dream Of The Heart Chapter 1

By:
Anime Blob

A/N:
I wanted to write a fanfiction for my best friend that surrounded
around the pairing of Burns/Smithers from The Simpsons. The result
was this little story thats before you. I hope she, and the rest
of you readers, like it.

Disclaimer:
I do not own The Simpsons.

“Sir!
Wake up!”

His eyes opened, his imaginary world shattering
for a moment. The dim moonlight shone through his big, dark window.
The white light curved around a figure in the room. Once his vision
became clear, the old man immediately recognized the
face.

“Smithers!” yelled Mr. Burns as he slapped his
assistants hand away. “What the hell are you doing, waking me
up like this? Do you have any idea what time it is?”

Glancing
over at the flickering clock, he noticed that the time was ungodly.
It was the time when the young crowds were all out at bars, screaming
about how much they were wasted. Biting his lip, Smithers quietly
responded, “But, sir… I heard you crying in your sleep.”
He eyed Burns with a look of worry in his eyes. “Did you have a
nightmare?”

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